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glumbert - Women: Know your limits: Jul 15, 2007 1:45pm 184 reviews satire
http://www.glumbert.com/media/women

Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: Jul 15, 2007 1:34pm 387 reviews satire
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

http://www.weeklyscript.com/Princess%20Bride,%20The.txt: Jun 29, 2007 11:18am 1 review movies, satire
http://www.weeklyscript.com/Princess%20Bride,%20The.txt; Man in Black: All right. where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Where was I? Yes--Australia, and you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something--it won't work--
Vizzini: It has worked--you've given everything away--I know where the poison is. [looks afar] --what in the world can that be? [switches goblets while Man in Black has his head turned] Oh, well, I--I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. Hehehe.
Man in Black: What's so funny?
Vizzini: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink--me from my glass, and you from yours.

[And he picks up his goblet. The Man In Black picks up the one in front of him. As they both start to drink, Vizzini hesitates a moment. Then, allowing the Man In Black to drink first, he swallows his wine.]

Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! We switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahaha- [dies]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They both were poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

SatireWire | Americans Annoyed By International Shit On Internet: Jun 5, 2007 9:10pm 251 reviews satire
http://www.satirewire.com/news/0010/international.shtml

http://russellsteapot.com/images/comics/2007/Image070.jpg: Jun 5, 2007 8:57pm 89 reviews satire
http://russellsteapot.com/images/comics/2007/Image070.jpg

glumbert - Republican Call Girls: Apr 14, 2007 10:26pm 32 reviews satire
http://www.glumbert.com/media/liegirls

403 Forbidden: Apr 14, 2007 10:10pm 11 reviews satire, video
http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=hz9k40zm62

Mattress Police - Mattress Police: Fed Chair Speaks Out Against Smiley Inflation: Mar 12, 2007 4:37pm 2 reviews satire
http://www.mattresspolice.com/2006/11/fed-chair-speaks-out-against-smiley.htm; Great satire. Now, which is the emoticon for irrational exuberance? >8-)D) Drats! If only there were a derivatives market for smileys...

The Lemon: History Of The Internet: Mar 5, 2007 5:54pm 412 reviews computers, satire
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/internet_history/; Very funny. I especially loved the bit about "3lit3 hax0rz, d00d: Teens become most prolific illiterate writers in history" and "Everquest Released. People give up repetitive, boring, normal lives in exchange for repetitive, boring, virtual lives." I only wish it mentioned the infamous Cornell worm or any of the lovely nicknames for various net-crippling techniques like smurf, fraggle, ssping, or teardrop/nestea. I suppose that would be funny only to Black Hats and '90s script kiddies.

YouTube - Tea Partay: Mar 4, 2007 8:04pm 15 reviews satire, music, video
http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=jfa0mzmsby; Smirnoff created a while back this gem of an ad that's catchy and satirical as a strange entry into the new genre of "Prep Rap". Given how popular this commercial already is and the fact that it is, after all, still just a commercial, I'm a bit uneasy further popularizing it, but oh well.